Monday, November 19, 2007

The Funniest Poems

Roses are orange, violets are pale
You smell so horrible, and so do I

Captain Underpants is in his underwear
My Dad is walking down the stairs
in his underpants making such a sight
cameras in the air
the screams of Kayla saying,
"Daddy is in his underwear!"

Mother's Day Card
Roses are red, violets are yellow
I have a gift for you.
The gift that I'm going to give means not only that I care for you, it means that I will take the time to build it and make it beautiful and it also means that I need a bigger allowance.

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